I reckon I should put my two cents worth about the recent occurrence of a new threat to Americans. No, not the Zika virus or ISIS. Y’all hear about those threats all the time. I’m talking about the frightening clowns who appear all across America scaring the bejeebers out of people. And, no, I’m not talking about our presidential candidates either. I’m discussing those wack-jobs out there who dress up as circus clowns and terrorize innocent children and lots of grown-ups who suffer from bozophobia.
These clowns are plumb evil. Some have actually committed assaults while others just stand around and scare folks. With all the frightening stuff going on these days, why would some godless, cold-hearted, two-legged polecat want to scare little kids? These clowns can’t be all that smart because some appear in states where half the population is totin’ firearms, and that big red nose makes a fine target.
Personally, I haven’t seen any clown except for one bushy-haired idiot in a 49ers uniform kneeling during The Star Spangled Banner. I won’t spend much time discussing this ungrateful, hypocritical clown who refuses to acknowledge our national anthem but gladly accepts our national currency. I will say that with his current hairstyle, he’d make a fine toilet brush for the Jolly Green Giant. Enough said!
