As y’all all know by now, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of same- sex marriage, and I am not about to write an entire column on this subject. I have an opinion, and those who know me well might be surprised how I feel about this ruling. I do object to those folks who rant about gay marriages ruining the sanctity of marriage. I’m sorry, but sleazy divorce lawyers have been doing that for generations. The only thing I ponder over when discussing same-sex marriage is when two women get hitched, which one gets the designation of the nagging wife?
Alright, enough said on this Supreme Court ruling. I have other issues that our legislators need to ponder over and make an appropriate ruling right quick because I frequently see atrocities around me that make me say, “There oughta be a law against that!” Yes sir, there are some people out there who violate common decency and oughta be punished for their offenses. Oh, I have a long list, so our Supreme Court should stay busy for the rest of the year ruling on these outrageous acts.
There oughta be a law against parents allowing their wild young-uns to run amok in stores. Little demons hyped up on Fruity Pebbles running and screaming down the auto-parts aisle at Walmart are extremely irritating when mature men are trying to cross-reference oil filters for their ancient pickup trucks. And what’s even more irritating is seeing mom standing nearby chatting with some girlfriend, and neither woman can even hear Armageddon occurring in aisle 24.
