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’m sure all y’all get your share of spam packed in your e-mailbox, but recently, I have gotten tons of e-crap.Even with filters, cleverly written spam slips into my mailbox like goose poop through a screen door. I never open any of these letters in fear of acquiring some nasty virus, but I do read the subject matter in case the email is legit and I actually did win a million dollars. I’m still waiting for my inheritance from some distant cousin who was a Nigerian prince.
I don’t know how these spammers got my email address, and it’s even more mysterious why they think I may be interested in purchasing their products. It is apparent that these e-vendors don’t screen their potential customers or they would never waste their time on me. Let me give y’all some examples of the spam that appears in my mailbox every morning.








