[dropcap]F[/dropcap]or the record, I didn’t vote for Trump. Didn’t vote for Hillary neither. I was pulling for Ted Cruz before he got knocked out of the race, but not for reasons you might suspect. I wanted a Texan in the White House mainly because I was hoping Cruz might issue an executive order to put an end to an injustice that has been going on way too long. Nope, nothing to do with immigration or health care. I’m talking about something that eats at me like a tick on bull’s gonad.
How in blue blazes can an eating establishment serve a bowl of tomato squeezings with some green herbs stirred in and call it salsa if it’s as mild as breast milk? Salsa is supposed to be fiery hot in my book. Salsa should light you up as that first dipped tortilla chip lands on your tongue.
