Wanted: A few good elves. No pointy ears or shoes necessary. Must be able to multi-task. Familiarity with a drill press a big plus. Background check/screening required. Pay commensurate with experience. EOE.
Submit application online or mail resume to the North Pole, c/o Elf Resources Department.
Heather Russell’s third grade class was given the task of applying for jobs as elves in Santa’s workshop.
Below is a sampling of the letters that her kids wrote to Santa in hopes of landing a job in the North Pole.
Dear Santa, I will be the best elf for the job because ... I can rap presents like toys, stuffed animals, bikes, and books. The next resson is I have experience with toys like, barbies, Amarican girls, and Shopkins. The last resson is I’m a helper. I can make my bed in 2 minuts, and clean the house in 2 hours. Please consiter me as your newest elf. With love, Hailey
Dear Santa, I heard your hiring a new elf for hte new job at the Northpole. I’m interestid in the job at the workshop. I’m going to give you some reasons why I should be an elf. The first reason is, I want the job because, I could help Mrs. Claus bake warm, soft, Chocolate Cip Cookies. The second reason is, I like to build, bake, and I love to see if people are naughtly or nice. The third reason is because I love to help people with thier work. I’ll help you deliver presents if we run out of Christmas spirit and the sleigh does not fly. Well Santa, I can’t keep writing forever. I hope you’ll hire me. LOVE, Ady. P.S. I love to clean, so I can clean the workshop.
Dear Santa, I heard you were hiring elves to work at your workshop and I would like to apply for the job. I would like to work at your work shop so, I can have enough money to by my friends and family presents. I really want to get them amazing gifts. Another reason I want the job is so I can donate the money to homeless. I really love toys and I want to help you build them, so every single kid can have more than one toy. I’m really good at making toys, clothes, u name it. I hope I get hierd to be a elf. If you have any further questions, pleace let me know. Sincerly, Ella
Dear Santa, I would like a job in your workshop because I’m about to whittle in Cub Scouts. So I could whittle wooden toys for the children. Here’s another reason I want the job. I’m good at building because I tinker with Legos, so I could be a good toy builder. I have other talents. I could test BB-guns, play cars, pelit guns and remote control cars. There are many other things to test. Another reason you could hire me is I could make and test baseballs. If you have further questions plese cal my dad at 512-XXX-XXXX. Your future elf, Kiah
Dear Santa, I heard you were hiring Elves for your work shop! I would love to get your job! If you hire me I will give you 100,000,000 cookies and I would be great for the job cause I love to build. I also want to apply cause I’m good at reading so I could read letters from kids. It sounds realy “cool” in the North Pole. And its probibly fun in the work shop. I also want to apply because it makes me joyful when kids are happy. I also want to be hired so I can meet you and Mrs. Clause and all of the reindeer. I wonder how many people beleve in you? What does your Slay look like? If you have any ferther questions call my mom, Sarah XXX-XXXX. Sincerly, Chase
Dear Santa, I think tha I should be a elf because I love Christmas so so much. I love to decorate my house and I will make cookies for you and I will not run or hide away and I will celbrate your birthday all day and I will be a ELF forever for 100 years and that why I can be a good elf for you. Love, Natalie
Dear Santa, Do you need a elf. I have the best reson I can help you make toys. If you pick me I will make you cookies and milk. If you pick I will be the best elf. And I will deilver to the kid on earth. I will make all the toys and feed the rain deeir. If a elf gets hurt I will gladly take it’s place. Love, Ivan
Dear Santa, I herd you are opening new spots for elfs. When I herd you say that I jumped in the air. I was so exsided for the job. Next I am a hard worker then I am nice to others. And I belev n Santa. I am dedcated I do what I am post to do. You can count on me. I will do whatever you. Those are the resons why I should be hired. Love, Isaiah
Dear Santa, Here are some reasons I should be your next elf. 1 reason is I am a very good helper because I will clean up my mess when I’m done. 2 I am a good writer so I can write down the kids that are nody or nice. I like raping presents so you will have more time to do more stuff like swiming or playing. I can also help you get the raindeer sadled up and I also like raindeer. So can you please make me your next elf. Sencily, Mady
Dear Sante Nick, I heard some elfs got on the naughty list. I will give you some example why I want to be a elf. Number one I would fit in splendidly. Number two I can wrap presents so fast. Number three I can make you great cookies and milk. Now that I have you some examples I can now tell you why I want you to hire me. I’ve never been on the naughtly list and I’m an elf in training. I realy love Christmas. But lets get real I don’t brag but I’m very pretty and I work hard every day. I realy hope you pick me. Goodnight Santa and marry to all. Bye. Love, Mackenzie
Dear Santa, I heard you where hiring 10 more elves so can I get a job. I mean I’m a good gift wraper. One time I wrapped one in 30 seconds. My ears are pointy and huge. I love milk and cookies and I believe you area real. Bye bye I hope I get the job. Love, Gabriel
Dear Santa Claus, I really want to be one of your elfs. I am good at decorateing. I can help set up the Christmas tree and put up the reefs and lights. I am good at hiding if I become a elf on the shelf. I hid in the dirty clothes. I am good at polishing that way I can polish your slegh. Thank you for your time. Hope you cosider my request. Love, Aiden
Dear Santa, I think I would be perfect for a northpole elf. Because I can help clean out the raindeers cages. I am also kind because I will never lie to you. I can also bake relly good when ever you need a cookie amergnsy. That’s why I think, no let me refraze that, that’s why I would be perfect for a northpole elf. Love, Peyton
Dear Santa, Lets get real, I heard that you needed some elves. Here are three reasons why I’d make a good elf. First, I’m good at making cookies. I can make sugar, vanilla, chocolate chip or chocolate cookies. My mom and dad say that they are really good. Second, I can decorate great. I know that because when we decorated the house people gave us compliments. Third I am funny. I can make lots of people laugh. Please consider me as an elf. Thanks for reading. Bye! Love, Riley