[dropcap]W[/dropcap]hat’s up with all those perverts out in Hollywood and over in our nation’s capital? Seems like every week, I see on the Today show some old geezer is in hot water because he sexually harassed a woman or two, sometimes many more, over the years. It started with Bill Cosby drugging women and then assaulting them. Over the past month or two, I’ve been informed on the NBC morning show about other Hollywood hound dogs being sexually inappropriate.
And when we turn to our lawmakers out in D.C. to see what they are going to do about this criminal activity, we learn that there are at least two congressmen, Al Franken and John Conyers, accused of sexual misconduct over the years. And then there’s that dirty bird down in Alabama who is running for Senate. Roy Moore seems to be fond of young girls, but apparently that’s okay with some folks in Alabama. It’s obviously alright with Mr. Trump since he and his cronies are aiding and abetting in Moore’s campaign.
Hey, I don’t know about women in other parts of the country, but most women down here in Texas and in other southern states wouldn’t put up with the stuff those dirty dogs are doing. Southern gals were taught early how to crack pecans.
And now, as icing on the cake, the fella who has been reporting all this sexual deviance every weekday morning was just recently fired because he couldn’t keep his weasel in the cage. Matt Lauer was accused of and confessed to several acts of sexual misconduct with co-workers.The reporter who informed America of Donald Trump talking nasty on a bus is the same guy waving the baton at women in the workplace.
There are two things about all these sick individuals that have me deeply disturbed. First, did they all think their deviant behavior and misconduct was appropriate and socially accepted? All these men were mature and well-educated. What was going through their twisted minds when they committed such acts of perversion?
The second thing that bothers me is how they got away with all this sexual misconduct without their wives finding out about it? I’m assuming most of them have wives, but I am willing to bet those wives weren’t Texas gals. ‘Cause if those perverts were married to a woman of the South, we’d be hearing other stories on the Today show, like “Matt Lauer is recovering in a local hospital after surgery to re-attach a severed appendage”.
If Franni Franken was born and raised in west Texas, I’d suspect seeing headlines in the paper that reads “Extensive Search along Minnesota Highway for Senator’s Testicles.” Hey, I don’t know about women in other parts of the country, but most women down here in Texas and in other southern states wouldn’t put up with the stuff those dirty dogs are doing. Southern gals were taught early how to crack pecans.
Here in Texas, most men are raised to respect women. I used to think it’s because that’s the right thing to do, but over the past five decades of living south of the Mason-Dixon Line, I have discovered many southern gals know how to shoot a skunk and field dress a buck. I know many Texas women who know the difference between a bull and a steer, and I’ve met several who were responsible in the gender transformation. And if these women don’t know how to gut a fish, you can bet they have a daddy or a brother who’d step in to do so.
As for yours truly, y’all will never hear about me getting into trouble like those fellas in the news today. I married a southern gal who taught high school chemistry for years. I know darn well she could concoct some deadly potion and mix it into my bowl of beanie weenies, and with all the coyotes, wild hogs and buzzards ‘round here, my body would never be found.
Clint Younts know his place in society and he knows that southern women know how to crack pecans with grace.
