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Area 51: D-Day for Dimwits
Okay now, who wants to join me in raiding Area 51 next week? I just know the U.S. government has a bunch of geriatric aliens from outer space holed up behind those concrete walls. Probably some cool flying saucers, too. Who knows what else they have hidden in their secret compound? Maybe Bigfoot, a few chupacabras and perhaps even Elvis working in the mess hall. Inquiring minds want to know.
Now before y’all start thinking I’ve done lost my mind, let me assure you that I’m just ...